HISTORIANS ADMIT TO INVENTING ANCIENT GREEK.

WASHINGTON—A group of leading historians held a press conference Monday at the National Geographic Society to announce they had “entirely fabricated”ancient Greece, a culture long thought to be the intellectual basis of Western civilization.

The group acknowledged that the idea of a sophisticated, flourishing society existing in Greece more than two millennia ago was a complete fiction created by a team of some two dozen historians, anthropologists, and classicists who worked nonstop between 1971 and 1974 to forge “Greek” documents and artifacts.

“Honestly, we never meant for things to go this far,” said Professor Gene Haddlebury, who has offered to resign his position as chair of Hellenic Studies at Georgetown University. “We were young and trying to advance our careers, so we just started making things up: Homer, Aristotle, Socrates, Hippocrates, the lever and fulcrum, rhetoric, ethics, all the different kinds of columns—everything.”

Just one of the “ancient” artifacts dreamed up in a basement in Somerville, MA.

“Way more stuff than any one civilization could have come up with, obviously,” he added.

According to Haddlebury, the idea of inventing a wholly fraudulent ancient culture came about when he and other scholars realized they had no idea what had actually happened in Europe during the 800-year period before the Christian era.

Frustrated by the gap in the record, and finding archaeologists to be “not much help at all,” they took the problem to colleagues who were then scrambling to find a way to explain where things such as astronomy, cartography, and democracy had come from.

Within hours the greatest and most influential civilization of all time was born.
One night someone made a joke about just taking all these ideas, lumping them together, and saying the Greeks had done it all 2,000 years ago,” Haddlebury said. “One thing led to another, and before you know it, we’re coming up with everything from the golden ratio to the Iliad.”

“That was a bitch to write, by the way,” he continued, referring to the epic poem believed to have laid the foundation for the Western literary tradition. “But it seemed to catch on.”

Around the same time, a curator at the Smithsonian reportedly asked for Haddlebury’s help: The museum had received a sizeable donation to create an exhibit on the ancient world but “really didn’t have a whole lot to put in there.” The historians immediately set to work, hastily falsifying evidence of a civilization that— complete with its own poets and philosophers, gods and heroes—would eventually become the centerpiece of schoolbooks, college educations, and the entire field of the humanities.

Emily Nguyen-Whiteman, one of the young academics who “pulled a month’s worth of all-nighters” working on the project, explained that the whole of ancient Greek architecture was based on buildings in Washington, D.C., including a bank across the street from the coffee shop where they met to “bat around ideas about mythology or whatever.”

“We picked Greece because we figured nobody would ever go there to check it out,” Nguyen-Whiteman said. “Have you ever seen the place? It’s a dump. It’s like an abandoned gravel pit infested with cats.”

She added, “Inevitably, though, people started looking around for some of this ‘ancient’ stuff, and next thing I know I’m stuck in Athens all summer building a goddamn Parthenon just to cover our tracks.”

Nguyen-Whiteman acknowledged she was also tasked with altering documents ranging from early Bibles to the writings of Thomas Jefferson to reflect a “Classical Greek” influence—a task that also included the creation, from scratch, of a language based on modern Greek that could pass as its ancient precursor.

Historians told reporters that some of the so-called Greek ideas were in fact borrowed from the Romans, stripped to their fundamentals, and then attributed to fictional Greek predecessors. But others they claimed as their own.

“Geometry? That was all Kevin,” said Haddlebury, referring to former graduate student Kevin Davenport. “Man, that kid was on fire in those days. They teach Davenportian geometry in high schools now, though of course they call it Euclidean.”

Sources confirmed that long hours and lack of sleep took their toll on Davenport, and after the lukewarm reception of his work on homoeroticism in Spartan military, he left the group.

In a statement expressing their “profound apologies” for misleading the world on the subject of antiquity for almost 40 years, the historians expressed hope that their work would survive on its own merits.

“It would be a shame to see humanity abandon achievements such as heliocentrism and the plays of Aeschylus just because of their origin,” the statement read in part. “Moreover, we have some rather disappointing things to tell you about the pyramids, the works of Leonardo da Vinci, penicillin, the Internet, the scientific method, movies, and dogs.”

Awkward Moments

That awkward moment when you are about to enter into the adult church and that cute usher says ' sorry the children's church is that way ' girl, don't sweat it ,dump those 3 inches heels and go full blast on those 6 inches and a little more make - up, trust me you'll be getting a whole new vibe from that usher.
That awkward moment when you decide to see a movie with your friends and the ticket chic looks at you and says ' its an adult movie ' babe, make photo copies of your birth certificate and carry them all around, that way you will be safe.
That awkward moment when dude you just met decides to take you out and then orders shawarma and suddenly, shawarma is ending up on everywhere else but your mouth, my dear, clean up your mouth and the table, smile, slowly pick your dignity up from the floor, bring it back up and shoki all the way.
That awkward moment when you go to the mall and you pick up a lot of things with the confidence that your cash is enough,meanwhile your atm card has expired so no POS, and the lady says ' that will be 10,800' and you have just 9000 on you, my guy don't start forming just smile and tell them to remove your stuffs until it gets to 9000.

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LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH

MARK MANSON

LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH

In 1967, John Lennon wrote a song called, “All You Need is Love.” He also beat both of his wives, abandoned one of his children, verbally abused his gay Jewish manager with homophobic and anti-semitic slurs, and once had a camera crew film him lying naked in his bed for an entire day.

Thirty-five years later, Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails wrote a song called “Love is Not Enough.” Reznor, despite being famous for his shocking stage performances and his grotesque and disturbing videos, got clean from all drugs and alcohol, married one woman, had two children with her, and then cancelled entire albums and tours so that he could stay home and be a good husband and father.

One of these two men had a clear and realistic understanding of love. One of them did not. One of these men idealized love as the solution to all of his problems. One of them did not. One of these men was probably a narcissistic asshole. One of them was not.

In our culture, many of us idealize love. We see it as some lofty cure-all for all of life’s problems. Our movies and our stories and our history all celebrate it as life’s ultimate goal, the final solution for all of our pain and struggle. And because we idealize love, we overestimate it. As a result, our relationships pay a price.

When we believe that “all we need is love,” then like Lennon, we’re more likely to ignore fundamental values such as respect, humility and commitment towards the people we care about. After all, if love solves everything, then why bother with all the other stuff — all of the hardstuff?

But if, like Reznor, we believe that “love is not enough,” then we understand that healthy relationships require more than pure emotion or lofty passions. We understand that there are things more important in our lives and our relationships than simply being in love. And the success of our relationships hinges on these deeper and more important values.

THREE HARSH TRUTHS ABOUT LOVE

The problem with idealizing love is that it causes us to develop unrealistic expectations about what love actually is and what it can do for us. These unrealistic expectations then sabotage the very relationships we hold dear in the first place. Allow me to illustrate:

1. Love does not equal compatibility. Just because you fall in love with someone doesn’t necessarily mean they’re a good partner for you to be with over the long term. Love is an emotional process; compatibility is a logical process. And the two don’t bleed into one another very well.

It’s possible to fall in love with somebody who doesn’t treat us well, who makes us feel worse about ourselves, who doesn’t hold the same respect for us as we do for them, or who has such a dysfunctional life themselves that they threaten to bring us down with them.

It’s possible to fall in love with somebody who has different ambitions or life goals that are contradictory to our own, who holds different philosophical beliefs or worldviews that clash with our own sense of reality.

It’s possible to fall in love with somebody who sucks for us and ourhappiness.

That may sound paradoxical, but it’s true.

When I think of all of the disastrous relationships I’ve seen or people have emailed me about, many (or most) of them were entered into on the basis of emotion — they felt that “spark” and so they just dove in head first. Forget that he was a born-again Christian alcoholic and she was an acid-dropping bisexual necrophiliac. It just felt right.

And then six months later, when she’s throwing his shit out onto the lawn and he’s praying to Jesus twelve times a day for her salvation, they look around and wonder, “Gee, where did it go wrong?”

The truth is, it went wrong before it even began.

When dating and looking for a partner, you must use not only your heart, but your mind. Yes, you want to find someone who makes your heart flutter and your farts smell like cherry popsicles. But you also need to evaluate a person’s values, how they treat themselves, how they treat those close to them, their ambitions and their worldviews in general. Because if you fall in love with someone who is incompatible with you…well, as the ski instructor from South Park once said, you’re going to have a bad time.

2. Love does not solve your relationship problems. My first girlfriend and I were madly in love with each other. We also lived in different cities, had no money to see each other, had families who hated each other, and went through weekly bouts of meaningless drama and fighting.

And every time we fought, we’d come back to each other the next day and make up and remind each other how crazy we were about one another and that none of those little things matter because we’re omg sooooooo in love and we’ll find a way to work it out and everything will be great, just you wait and see. Our love made us feel like we were overcoming our issues, when on a practical level, absolutely nothing had changed.

As you can imagine, none of our problems got resolved. The fights repeated themselves. The arguments got worse. Our inability to ever see each other hung around our necks like an albatross. We were both self-absorbed to the point where we couldn’t even communicate that effectively. Hours and hours talking on the phone with nothing actually said. Looking back, there was no hope that it was going to last. Yet we kept it up for three fucking years!

After all, love conquers all, right?

Unsurprisingly, that relationship burst into flames and crashed like the Hindenburg being doused in jet fuel. The break up was ugly. And the big lesson I took away from it was this:while love may make you feel better about your relationship problems, it doesn’t actually solve any of your relationship problems.

The roller coaster of emotions can be intoxicating, each high feeling even more important and more valid than the one before, but unless there’s a stable and practical foundation beneath your feet, that rising tide of emotion will eventually come and wash it all away.

3. Love is not always worth sacrificing yourself. One of the defining characteristics of loving someone is that you are able to think outside of yourself and your own needs to help care for another person and their needs as well.

But the question that doesn’t get asked often enough is exactly what are you sacrificing, and is it worth it

In loving relationships, it’s normal for both people to occasionally sacrifice their own desires, their own needs, and their own time for one another. I would argue that this is normal and healthy and a big part of what makes a relationship so great.

But when it comes to sacrificing one’s self-respect, one’s dignity, one’s physical body, one’s ambitions and life purpose, just to be with someone, then that same love becomes problematic. A loving relationship is supposed to supplement our individual identity, not damage it or replace it. If we find ourselves in situations where we’re tolerating disrespectful or abusive behavior, then that’s essentially what we’re doing: we’re allowing our love to consume us and negate us, and if we’re not careful, it will leave us as a shell of the person we once were.

THE FRIENDSHIP TEST

One of the oldest pieces of relationship advice in the book is, “You and your partner should be best friends.” Most people look at that piece of advice in the positive: I should spend time with my partner like I do my best friend; I should communicate openly with my partner like I do with my best friend; I should have fun with my partner like I do with my best friend.

But people should also look at it in the negative: Would you tolerate your partner’s negative behaviors in your best friend?

Amazingly, when we ask ourselves this question honestly, in most unhealthy and codependentrelationships, the answer is “no.”

I know a young woman who just got married. She was madly in love with her husband. And despite the fact that he had been “between jobs” for more than a year, showed no interest in planning the wedding, often ditched her to take surfing trips with his friends, and her friends and family raised not-so-subtle concerns about him, she happily married him anyway.

But once the emotional high of the wedding wore off, reality set in. A year into their marriage, he’s still “between jobs,” he trashes the house while she’s at work, gets angry if she doesn’t cook dinner for him, and any time she complains he tells her that she’s “spoiled” and “arrogant.” Oh,and he still ditches her to take surfing trips with his friends.

And she got into this situation because she ignored all three of the harsh truths above. She idealized love. Despite being slapped in the face by all of the red flags he raised while dating him, she believed that their love signaled relationship compatibility. It didn’t. When her friends and family raised concerns leading up to the wedding, she believed that their love would solve their problems eventually. It didn’t. And now that everything had fallen into a steaming shit heap, she approached her friends for advice on how she could sacrifice herself even more to make it work.

And the truth is, it won’t.

Why do we tolerate behavior in our romantic relationships that we would never ever, ever tolerate in our friendships?

Imagine if your best friend moved in with you, trashed your place, refused to get a job or pay rent, demanded you cook dinner for them, and got angry and yelled at you any time you complained. That friendship would be over faster than Paris Hilton’s acting career.

Or another situation: a man’s girlfriend who was so jealous that she demanded passwords to all of his accounts and insisted on accompanying him on his business trips to make sure he wasn’t tempted by other women. His life was practically under 24/7 surveillance and you could see it wearing on his self-esteem. His self-worth dropped to nothing. She didn’t trust him to do anything. So he quit trusting himself to do anything.

Yet he stays with her! Why? Because he’s in love!

Remember this: The only way you can fully enjoy the love in your life is to choose to make something elsemore important in your life than love.

You can fall in love with a wide variety of people throughout the course of your life. You can fall in love with people who are good for you and people who are bad for you. You can fall in love in healthy ways and unhealthy ways. You can fall in love when you’re young and when you’re old. Love is not unique. Love is not special. Love is not scarce.

But your self-respect is. So is your dignity. So is your ability to trust. There can potentially be many loves throughout your life, but once you lose your self-respect, your dignity or your ability to trust, they are very hard to get back.

Love is a wonderful experience. It’s one of the greatest experiences life has to offer. And it is something everyone should aspire to feel and enjoy.

But like any other experience, it can be healthy or unhealthy. Like any other experience, it cannot be allowed to define us, our identities or our life purpose. We cannot let it consume us. We cannot sacrifice our identities and self-worth to it. Because the moment we do that, we lose love and we lose ourselves.

Psax 🎷

REPOSITION

Value driven Transformation.
Dimensions of value: Skill, knowledge and Passion.

If you know HOW, you will get a job. If you know WHY, you will create Jobs.
Passion is what will enable you make sacrifices. If we are passionate enough, there's no amount of money that will make us change a decision we have already made. In us, there should be the passion to see things Change.

* DOING YOUR BEST.
When you do below what God has destined you to do, u are almost useless to him.
-Knowing what to do
-Doing what you know
-Doing your best.
A dream does not come into reality through magic but the sweat involved in it. If you speak in tongues and there's no evidence for the brain God has given to you, you are just reporting yourself to God.

The choice of what we see and hear is ours.
-know who you are
-know whose you are
You can be educated without a degree and you can have a degree without being educated.
THE SEVEN LEVELS OF PERSONAL CONSCIOUSNESS.
*Survival
*Relationship
*Self-esteem
*Transformation
*Making a difference
*Service

SEVEN PILLARS OF A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP
*Unconditional Acceptance
*Love
*Honour
*Responsibility: having a plan of what you do with your life.
*Self Control: tell yourself what to to and obey yourself.
*Trust: An exchange of truth.

Quotes to live By...

1.There's a quote that says "life begins outside your comfort zone". Quite a number of us are used to doing things the normal way, what we fail to realize is that this will only yield the regular results and nothing more. Now the journey to success is for us to achieve extraordinarily at the end of it all, so how do you intend to do that when you're not challenging yourself? Stepping outside your comfort zone means taking risks, challenging yourself and doing some things that you're not used to doing while having it at the back of your mind that it's for a good cause.

2.This quote was by Walt Disney. This was Someone who had a very creative imagination and it started right from his childhood and by the time he was 18, he was already an established illustrator. At some point he also wanted to join the army but he was rejected for being too young. This did not deter his dreams. Some of us have countless ideas of things that we want to do but rather than go out and do something about it, we let that little voice in our heads tell us that it won't work so we just scrap it out. How many more things are you going to remove from that list while others are going out to get it? The fact that you had that idea means that you're more than capable to achieve it.

3.STOP WISHING, START DOING
This is like the previous point. It is not enough to sit and just let these ideas flow, we need to do something about it. Incase you don't know, as you're thinking of an idea, a whole lot of people are thinking of that same idea. Then it becomes the survival of the fittest. Anyone that is able to rise up and attack that idea with the necessary enthusiasm becomes the one with the upper hand.

4.GET OUT OF YOUR OWN WAY
Don't be the one to drag yourself and your dreams down! There's so much negativity around some people to the extent that, they never get to do anything successfully. They're so doubtful of their every single move, they don't believe in themselves and this shouldn't be because youre only standing in the way of your own dreams. With that attitude, you won't allow yourself to maximize all your potentials. Get out of your own way!

5. LOVE YOURSELF
"But First, love yourself". If you don't love yourself first, you cannot achieve anything at all because there's no self-worth and self-respect present. So there's no way you can accomodate the belief that you can actually achieve something in life. You will be easily swayed because you don't have a kind of your own. The moment you decide to give all of that up, you will realize that there's a change in your way of thinking and behaviour. Of course, it can't happen overnight,  it is something that you develop and eventually make your lifestyle.
Loving one's self really does a lot of good to a person because you become your own person and a more positive one at that

6. BE HAPPY
As humans, we have those times that life just hits us with the greatest blows to the extent that we feel that there's no cause for happiness, and here I am telling you to be happy. You're probably thinking that I'm just writing actually it's easier said/written than done. I can however assure you that being happy and staying happy is one way of being wise as well as a major key in life. I have met some really pleasant people in my life and I begin to wonder why is that these people are always so cheerful? Don't that have worries? But you see this attitude is communicable. You find yourself around happy people and then you realize that you're well easing into that aura because it's just better than staying moody and worrying

 7.FIND SOMETHING TO BE GRATEFUL FOR EVERYDAY
Ever heard the saying "Gratitude changes everything"? It indeed does. You being alive is not by your own doing, people say that the grave has the highest number of talents and honestly this is so deep and true. A lot of lives were cut short even before they reached their prime, some are even alive but it's like they're dead. This is not to make a mockery of anyone but to open our eyes to the fact that we take some things for granted. We all need to develop an attitude of gratitude and always find something to be grateful for everyday

8. DON'T GIVE UP
It might look tough now, just remember that tough times don't last but tough people do. Keep pushing forward because eventually everything will fall in place, all the tears and the pains will be worth it eventually.

Over to You...

Which of these quotes do you apply in your life? Has anyone of them been helpful? Do you have any inspirational quotes you love by? I would love to know your thoughts.

Psax🎷 #copied

Behind A Dark Curtain

SUICIDE – BEHIND A DARK CURTAIN                  A Poem By Olu Jacobs D'POET                                        
At age 7, I had learned the art of domestic violence from an abusive father,
Secretly I pondered if this character was inherited, but he did not bother
Her tears could flood a sleeping heart; a woman’s tears my blue mother.
Age 11, I had become my mother’s pillow to cry on, and this I did not bother.
Each night he returned from a stressed day, her body was just a stress refuge to commit murder.
The perfume from his breath become his greatest strength, it smelled like a strong mixed drink,
I was too small to realize the power of alcohol, too busy trying to push him away, I could not think.
All I did was to hide behind a dark curtain hanging in my mother’s tearoom.
I hung my pain, fears and tears behind this dark curtain of doom.
I had grown accustomed to a woman’s tears, my soul adapted to the wetness of this ink.
Each morning I woke up, I watched my father stride out of the house, and I prayed he never retuned like a flink.
She’s excited when it starts to rain,
For in it, she conceals her pain.
So much pain was hidden in her tears,
She felt nothing about the issues of life, only her fears.
She quarantined herself in isolation from friends and the world.
I can’t live with this sting, I must go, she whispered into my ears.
Her tears had committed suicide over my body, but I was the only survivor.
My father had just returned, the horn from his car sent an electric signal to her heart,
She stood up in tears just before she locked the door from the inside with me outside,
In agony she said “Never make a woman commit suicide behind a dark curtain”

SIGNS YOU ARE A SIDECHICK

You only go on weeknight dates.

Simply put, weekends are reserved for actual girlfriends (or "main chicks" if you're seriously terrified of commitment). There's nothing wrong with a Wednesday night date or meeting for lunch on a Friday, but if that's the only time he can see you, there's a good chance you're dealing with a dude in a relationship.

He always has his phone on him.

For one thing, if you were really relationship material in his eyes, he probably wouldn't be glued to his phone all the time. We're not saying you're definitely a side chick just because he's constantly texting or Tweeting or posting status updates, but there's probably something going on if he won't let you look at his phone. Beyond that, you're probably a side chick if you text all the time but never talk on the phone, but you're definitely a side chick if he has you saved under a fake name. We don't personally know any guys who use multiple phones, but that should be considered an automatic "yes" if you're wondering if you're a side chick.

He won't hold your hand in public.

Ladies, some of us just aren't into public displays of affection, but there's a difference between not wanting to kiss you in front of friends and treating your hand like the plague on a date. Don't get yourself in a tizzy if he doesn't want to kiss you or put his arm around you with his boys around, but it should cause a little bit of concern if he won't even hold your hand when it's just the two of you out in public. Additionally, if he starts looking over his shoulder or acting weirdly paranoid, it's probably not because he's worried about a sudden ninja attack. He's likely just making sure no one who knows his significant other is within eyesight.

You never get to meet his friends.

A lot of guys are hesitant to introduce their love interests to their friends, as they're concerned one won't mesh well with the other. That said, if he isn't in a relationship, he'll probably let you meet some of his friends so they can see you actually exist. Every guy has that one friend who always claims to be seeing some hot gal but she happens to be gone all of the time, and we don't want to be that guy. On a related note, if he's always going out with his friends but never tells you where they're going, count that as a double red flag, because he might think you're going to track him down.

He always wants to go to your place.

For one thing, a side chick might not ever see where her dude ever lives, but if she does, it wasn't his idea. If you feel like you're hosting a lot of "chill" time (which is almost never just "chilling"), you might be a side chick. Sure, some guys are just a little antisocial, but when he never wants to spend time anywhere other than your place, there's a good chance that he's keeping you a secret from someone.

He never spends the night.

Maybe he has to work in the morning or maybe he forgot to bring over his lucky boxers that he always sleeps in (trust us, dudes do some weird stuff like that). But if he's leaving in the middle of the night every time he goes over to your place, it's a good sign that he may be going home to someone else. There are some guys out there who just hate spending the night, but even they should be able to give you a night every once in a while. Sharing a bed during a weekend hotel trip doesn't count either, because that seems like a classic cheating move in our book

Psax 🎷

STRIDES ADVENTURE CLUB

Strides Adventure Club!!
Adventure can be seen as an action that involves unknown dangers and risks. The youth in our society today try their possible best to get something doing, but that doesn't stop boredom from setting in. Some of us have resulted to social networks but nowadays, boredom has found its way into our social networks. It's always good to find an alternative. This group of young people have decided to explore nature basically by climbing mountains. Some people might ask what the fun there is. Strides Adventure Club consists of very fun people who in one way or the other you can benefit from, you can also make new friends and even find your soul mate... Oh yes I said it lol. You want to loose weight, u want to be fit and u wake up in the morning and jug to the toilet and back to your bed, Bros come and join the club and get fit, trust me you will notice changes in your body.
How it all started.
It started as a hobby for Chuks nwuba one of the founders, he went climbing with a friend (blessing tangban) a friend invited one friend, and another invited two and that was how it grew into what it is today. They go hiking two Saturdays every month and other Saturdays, few of them go on initial survey before going with the group.
Apart from the fitness aspect, one thing overlooked in Nigeria is tourism so the group is trying to show people how beautiful our country is and also be fit while doing it.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1v8Z3U4npRwi1E-X5mwFujf1ZncdEn1ad2YnhbZeJUNo
Above is the link to the registration form, it is absolutely free for now.

Tuesday 4th Oct 2016

Good morning!! Yesterday was a public holiday because of Nigeria's independence. twas meant to be a very disappointing day because Nepa in Benin is something else... Fortunately, surprisingly, miraculously, there was light. I had to be very vigilant because I don't trust them so I charged the phone while I used it. Am awake today with a 99% full battery. I can't wait to show my friends because my phone is usually meant to be at 10% or even lower in the morning.
So I have been posted to NATIONAL TEACHERS INSTITUTE for my practicum exercise and am resuming today. I'm going to be working for free In this period of recession 😂. It's not even better work o, am a corporate errand boy, me and 2 of my friends actually. We got posted to the same place... Still don't know how sha. Well I hope u have a nice day, and I hope I do too.

Psax🎷

My social networks (bbm)

My bbm Contacts are cool oo. I have different types of people and I will try to talk about all of them.
First I have the set of people who are just there occupying space. I don't even know who sent the invite, they are just there.
Then I have the broadcast Lords. These people send broadcast messages not less than five times everyday.
I also have the Business moguls who try their best to convince u to buy something thereby killing ur bank account that is already on life support... If its not shirt, it's cap, or data, etc.
Then I have *my people* the ones very close to my heart. The people I chat with almost everyday... Very cool people. (immaculate, Derrick, nonye, Bella, Eva, chisom,) and many more.
I have the ones who I ping once in a while, they seem not to have my time, buh there is God sha...
Then I have the ones that can update for Africa... infact, it's only one person. THE QUEEN she can disturb ehn, buh I like her like that sha.
I have the ones who listen to music all day...
Last but not the least, the people who I also have on other social networks and sometimes get confused on which one to chat them up with😁😂😂😁...

Psax🎷

My Phone

My love for social media. We have whatsapp bbm snapchat Facebook Instagram eskimi badoo and many more. I literarily live 80% of my life on social media. My friends call my phone my girlfriend I don't blame them cos it kinda is... because it's the last thing I see before I go to bed and it's the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning. The long and short of the whole thing is, I love my Phone😁😁😁.

Egusi+pomo+shaki

Yeah!! I didn't mention my love for food. Food is Any substance that is or can be consumed by living organisms, especially by eating, in order to sustain life. So I can also say food is life😁. As we lovers of food like to call ourselves, I AM A PROUD FOODIE. I see some people everyday who claim not to like food, I just look and laugh and also watch out for such a person.
When I offer you food, it's only because my mother raised me right. As my friend, please read the truth in my eyes and politely decline. 😏😏 

First of all

Hi, I'm a guy who might probably figure out this was a very big mistake in the future. My name is philemon Bassey, student of the University of Benin. I play the saxophone, both gospel and circular, yet to figure out where I belong though. I love pictures, music, making new real friends *if u know what I mean* I'm actually a cool guy... I mean I would love to meet my self 😁😁😁. There are so many things am forgetting,  but as time goes by, u will get to know.

Psax 🎷