That awkward moment when you are about to enter into the adult church and that cute usher says ' sorry the children's church is that way ' girl, don't sweat it ,dump those 3 inches heels and go full blast on those 6 inches and a little more make - up, trust me you'll be getting a whole new vibe from that usher.
That awkward moment when you decide to see a movie with your friends and the ticket chic looks at you and says ' its an adult movie ' babe, make photo copies of your birth certificate and carry them all around, that way you will be safe.
That awkward moment when dude you just met decides to take you out and then orders shawarma and suddenly, shawarma is ending up on everywhere else but your mouth, my dear, clean up your mouth and the table, smile, slowly pick your dignity up from the floor, bring it back up and shoki all the way.
That awkward moment when you go to the mall and you pick up a lot of things with the confidence that your cash is enough,meanwhile your atm card has expired so no POS, and the lady says ' that will be 10,800' and you have just 9000 on you, my guy don't start forming just smile and tell them to remove your stuffs until it gets to 9000.
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