WHACK THINGS GUYS SHOULD NEVER DO

Hello my people... mehn this week was something else, hope yours was Ok sha...

I know my guys saw some VARIABLES they are interested in this week, the question is how did they approach these ladies??

Well today i will be talking about stuffs Guys should not do when they want to approach a lady.

• DON’T ROUGH HANDLE HER: I was somewhere when one guy approached a lady and was using Lines I have never heard in my life on her, when the lady ignored him, he tapped her ass and said “ its not as if the nyash is that big sef” some girls will land you dirty slap immediately and then fight will start. It is very immoral to rough handle a lady when she ignores. If you approach a lady and she ignores you, you don’t know what that girl has passed through that day, she might not be in the best of moods, so if she no follow you talk
• WHISTLING: Guys, we have passed the time of calling babe asif you are calling icecream man. whistling and doing wose wose wobi is very stale man, and trust me, it disgusts most ladies. If you see a babe that you like, walk up to her, and if you cant at that moment, baba just wait for another day…whistling is a very whack move
• LONGSTORY TELLING: After getting the lady’s attention, don’t go there and narrate your biography to her. Its always nice if there are few mysteries she gets to solve as time goes by… not that you will go there and narrate your family history biko.
• DON’T PAY HER BUS FARE BY FORCE: Ma guy, you meet this fine girl in a bus, you approach her and shes giving attitude, when its time to get down, you offer to pay for her and she refuses, you are only allowed to say “I INSIST” once… if she still refuses, just let it be. Don’t go around forcing to pay a lady’s transport because you want to collect number abeg.
• DON’T STALK A LADY EVERYWHERE: You have seen a fine girl, approach her, you guys talk and then maybe see some other time, not that you will now start going to her church, her favorite eatery, her bank, her work place… that’s very whack trust me.
• DON’T SEND ANYONE TO GET HER NUMBER: Bros, no think am at all oo. No matter her close the girl is to your guy, or sister or someone you know, it is always manly to approach the lady by yourself. I know some guys that will collect the girl’s number from their guy, call the girl and be like… “you gave me your number a long time ago” this move is cool too but only for smart niggas.
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• DON’T FORM ACCENT OR SPEAK TOO MUCH GRAMMER; The time of forming yankee accent and speaking heavy heavy English to a lady has passed oo, now sef, most girls want you to go straight to the point instead of using grammar to beat around the bush. I am not saying you should go there and speak rubbish oo, just be moderate. You can speak grammar and then speak the wrong one in the process and BOOM, u have turned to the comedian
• DON’T FLASH YOUR CAR KEYS AROUND; I actually think it’s a very stupid thing to do. If you have a car, fine… don’t go around flashing the keys on peoples faces. A babe material will never be moved by your car oga. Imagine you walk up to a girl and then luckily get her number and her address, wont it be nice if the day you visit her, she sees a car surprisingly? That way, you stand out as a BOSS, that way you know she gave you her number and address because of you and not your car.
• SAGGING OF YOUR TROUSER; Funny enough, this actually works for some girls oo, but I am sure mature ladies will not fall for saggy trousers because I feel the thing is very childish… its what we all did when we were teenagers, it should have ended a long time ago. Even if you own did not end, at least don’t sag on the first day Biko.
• DO NOT WAVE: At least if its a girl you like, bros don’t wave. If you cant go and meet her, call her on phone that instance and let her know you are in a hurry, instead of just waving. Always make an attempt to approach the lady.

Guy I don tell you oo,  no go fall your hand abeg.

Have a nice weekend.

Psax.